Bob's Story

(must be told with a bad British accent) Hello my name is Bob and I would like to tell you a story. Once upon a time I was walking down the road when I found a shoe. And I looked inside the shoe and I saw a mystical world of wonder. So I jumped into the shoe and I found a mystical magical piece of pepperoni pizza. So I took the the pizza and ate it, it was very good, very American. Then I continued to walk down the road, after jumping out of the shoe, of course. Then I found a penny. I picked up the penny and it turned looked at me. "How do you do it?" it said. And it was one of situations where you have to say "Why I'm fine, thank you.". As soon as I said this the penny exploded right in my face, yes it was a very strange walk. And then I kept on walking down the road and I met this odd man. He said "It's 6 o'clock!". Then I said "No it's 3 o'clock!" because, well, it was 3 o'clock. Then we had a 3 hour long argument until it was 6 o'clock, and he won the argument. Then I continued to walk down the road to get home from a very long walk. Then when I got home it was 7 o'clock so it was a very, very long walk. I went inside my house and sat down to watch TV. Then the moment I turned the TV on 6 goblins jumped out from behind the couch and stragled me. And now I am dead and that is my story.

Dypocritism

We will start with a story. Today at school I bumped into someone who sucked at hockey. "I bet you suck at hockey." he said. I racked my brain for a word that meant criticising someone about something you're not good at either. I couldn't find one. So I just said "I know you are, but what am I?" and walked away. When I got home I skimmed the dictionary for such a word, there wasn't one. Then I came up with a brilliant scheme, I would create a word this definition. After 20 milliseconds of thinking I found my word, Dypocritism. Also any moron like the person who said I suck at hockey **CoughMatthewCough** is a Dypocrite. A Hypocrite is something different, that someone who tells you not to do something they do all time. For this word to grow I NEED YOU to use Dypocritism all the time. Smell ya' later!

Welcome

Welcome to the thoughts of the superultrawesomeamazingwickedsickmega Jakubek. He is so great he doesn't even exist. "Who are you?" you pitiful fools ask! The unknown answer will haunt you forever! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, smell ya' later.